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things! And my mind is fighting it, I know it‟s hard for me to accept it. Right now, I don‟t
know anything! Everything is open! Everything is new! I need some help. I don‟t know if you
know what I am talking about, but please say something to me and make it easier for me!”
“Woooo!” said the crowd.
They jumped to their feet and cheered and screamed and rejoiced almost uncontrollably, as if
a grand slam had just been hit with two outs in the bottom of the ninth in the seventh game
of the Series. They did this often, so it was hard to tell what, exactly, the score was. The
cheering worked pretty much the same way as the love. Pretty soon, you‟re clapping because
everybody else is clapping. Pretty soon, you‟re clapping uncontrollably. Pretty soon, you‟re
believing in what you‟re clapping about because the old brain cannot stand the discrepancy.
It‟s either believe and clap or don‟t believe and don‟t clap. You brain can‟t handle any other
combination. And you don‟t want to be rude ...
Mind-kerflooey moment No. 2.
Chuck stood up to help the hysterical woman. He took the microphone. He was wearing all
black topped by a leopard-print vest. His outfit worked nicely with BernaDeane‟s leopard-print
leggings and Jim‟s all-black ensemble. Chuckbernieandjim almost always wore coordinated
outfits. These were very fancy and very fine clothes, and you never see Chuck, Bernie, or Jim
in the same outfit twice.
“Your body is there, ready to receive and transmit!”Chuck said to the woman. “Wooo!”said
the audience. “But there‟s a torment that happens!”said Chuck. “Right!” the people shouted.
“And that‟s what you‟re getting you feel an intelligence of your body that‟s sending signals to
your brain, and you‟re thinking things you never thought before [“It’s true!” “Right!”], and it‟s
contradictory to the program that is already there, you need to go with the new [“Right on!”],
you‟re reprogramming yourself we‟re not reprogramming here! [“Wooooo!”] CBJ, I wish, I
tell you, I wish we could really brainwash every one of you! [“Wooowooowooo!”] But we can‟t
do it--not only brainwash but to body-wash! [“Woo-hoo!” “Ha!” “Woooo!”] Because even for
the DNA to change the genetic intelligence that has been there, but we are waking up that
gene! [“It’s true!”] There is an immortal gene within the body already! [“Yes, yes, yes!”]
We‟re waking up that immortal gene to where it becomes the predominant gene in the body
and consumes the genetics that accepts that death is inevitable!”
“Woooooooooo! Wa-ha-ha-ha! Wheee! Woo-hoo!”
And so on. Chuck eventually got into more-religious-type talking, at one point insisting that
he was not a god, thank God, because “being a god is a lonely, lonely place, and all you can
do is masturbate.” Chuck used the word “masturbate” a lot. Beyond that, he would use a lot
of other words that strung together sounded something like the hum of an air conditioner,
followed by “Oh, I could go on and on,” and he would. It was not uncommon for Chuck to
speak in one sentence that was a full twenty minutes long.
It‟s hard to follow a sentence that long. Now imagine eight continuous hours full of sentences
that long. Now imagine three straight days of eight continuous hours full of sentences that
long. And no breaks. Not even for lunch. IF the leaders had it their way, you wouldn‟t even
get a break when you went to take your own personal toilet time in Tel Aviv, they want to
put speakers in the bathrooms. In Scottsdale, these bathroom speakers have been in place
for some time now.
Eventually --if not before and if not sooner or later --the newcomer interested in learning
how, exactly, CBJ can make her immortal forgets what her original question was.
Mind-kerflooey moment No. 3. Your brain has just settled into a very deep snooze. Your brain
cannot bear “and can you blame it?” to try to figure out what the heck is being said in another
one of those sentences, so it is checking out.
things! And my mind is fighting it, I know it‟s hard for me to accept it. Right now, I don‟t
know anything! Everything is open! Everything is new! I need some help. I don‟t know if you
know what I am talking about, but please say something to me and make it easier for me!”
“Woooo!” said the crowd.
They jumped to their feet and cheered and screamed and rejoiced almost uncontrollably, as if
a grand slam had just been hit with two outs in the bottom of the ninth in the seventh game
of the Series. They did this often, so it was hard to tell what, exactly, the score was. The
cheering worked pretty much the same way as the love. Pretty soon, you‟re clapping because
everybody else is clapping. Pretty soon, you‟re clapping uncontrollably. Pretty soon, you‟re
believing in what you‟re clapping about because the old brain cannot stand the discrepancy.
It‟s either believe and clap or don‟t believe and don‟t clap. You brain can‟t handle any other
combination. And you don‟t want to be rude ...
Mind-kerflooey moment No. 2.
Chuck stood up to help the hysterical woman. He took the microphone. He was wearing all
black topped by a leopard-print vest. His outfit worked nicely with BernaDeane‟s leopard-print
leggings and Jim‟s all-black ensemble. Chuckbernieandjim almost always wore coordinated
outfits. These were very fancy and very fine clothes, and you never see Chuck, Bernie, or Jim
in the same outfit twice.
“Your body is there, ready to receive and transmit!”Chuck said to the woman. “Wooo!”said
the audience. “But there‟s a torment that happens!”said Chuck. “Right!” the people shouted.
“And that‟s what you‟re getting you feel an intelligence of your body that‟s sending signals to
your brain, and you‟re thinking things you never thought before [“It’s true!” “Right!”], and it‟s
contradictory to the program that is already there, you need to go with the new [“Right on!”],
you‟re reprogramming yourself we‟re not reprogramming here! [“Wooooo!”] CBJ, I wish, I
tell you, I wish we could really brainwash every one of you! [“Wooowooowooo!”] But we can‟t
do it--not only brainwash but to body-wash! [“Woo-hoo!” “Ha!” “Woooo!”] Because even for
the DNA to change the genetic intelligence that has been there, but we are waking up that
gene! [“It’s true!”] There is an immortal gene within the body already! [“Yes, yes, yes!”]
We‟re waking up that immortal gene to where it becomes the predominant gene in the body
and consumes the genetics that accepts that death is inevitable!”
“Woooooooooo! Wa-ha-ha-ha! Wheee! Woo-hoo!”
And so on. Chuck eventually got into more-religious-type talking, at one point insisting that
he was not a god, thank God, because “being a god is a lonely, lonely place, and all you can
do is masturbate.” Chuck used the word “masturbate” a lot. Beyond that, he would use a lot
of other words that strung together sounded something like the hum of an air conditioner,
followed by “Oh, I could go on and on,” and he would. It was not uncommon for Chuck to
speak in one sentence that was a full twenty minutes long.
It‟s hard to follow a sentence that long. Now imagine eight continuous hours full of sentences
that long. Now imagine three straight days of eight continuous hours full of sentences that
long. And no breaks. Not even for lunch. IF the leaders had it their way, you wouldn‟t even
get a break when you went to take your own personal toilet time in Tel Aviv, they want to
put speakers in the bathrooms. In Scottsdale, these bathroom speakers have been in place
for some time now.
Eventually --if not before and if not sooner or later --the newcomer interested in learning
how, exactly, CBJ can make her immortal forgets what her original question was.
Mind-kerflooey moment No. 3. Your brain has just settled into a very deep snooze. Your brain
cannot bear “and can you blame it?” to try to figure out what the heck is being said in another
one of those sentences, so it is checking out.
